The honey one is just as useless as the honey extension itself, otherwise the YouTube one seems like it would be super op for studying topics en-mass
I’ll have to disagree with you. You could buy a lot of items cheaper than $1 for free (insert the I’ll take your entire stock meme here).
You might not be able to sell them on, but you can probably solve world hunger with it by just giving it away. And if you insist of seeing personal benefit: surely the positive karma you get with people could get you something in return. Also no one said anything about trading instead of selling :)
Inflation would stop that eventually.
Yeah but you’ll get spoiled on every show you watch, instantly comprehend the utter bullshit of any flat earth video that gets recommended, and you’ll have seen so much celebrity worship.
Good God, kill me before I suffer
youtube for studying topics en-mass? my friend? have you forgotten that wikipedia is a website?
Some are great. Take the Chrome one: Go to wikipedia and know something about pretty much everything. A lot of knowledge is useful even if you don’t properly understand everything.
Youtube is a lesser version of Chrome.
What’sApp entirely depends on how easily gullible rich people would give you money. You could probably just sell those information too.
Netflix and Amazon could yield some nice money.
Spotify would massively decrease the barrier of learning new instruments if you’re into that. But many of the benefits can be achieved by scrolling through notes/lyrics with the Chrome benefit.
Chrome + Wikipedia was my plan. Plus “website” is so vague I could also read millions of books. Grab a spot on a show like Jeopardy and become the new chanp.
Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.
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Yup. Whole Foods.
Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.
Yeah they bought some food company
last I checked, yes. https://www.amazon.com/groceries/s?k=groceries
You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it
Amazon doesn’t even have the “no reselling” rule that Honey does
I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery
My question is how would you know exactly how to play a song but not be able to play any instruments. That doesn’t make any sense.
If you know how to play the chords for the verse, chorus and bridge then you know how to play it on guitar.
Muscular dystrophy.
Oh good one. Didn’t think about that.
Or paralyzed from the neck down.
As soon as you learn the instrument you know how to play every song on it, but that doesn’t mean you have the skill necessary to play it
I think it would be like drawing. If you don’t have aphantasia and have an epic image in mind, and basically only be able to put it down in stick figures.
In this case, you might know what strings to press and how hard to strum those strings. But you still need to get your fingers on those strings without tangling them and know how to pluck and strum them.
Oh man, as an artist and musician I feel this
Not if you don’t know which strings to press and where.
A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.
Seems easy to loophole around as well. Since the downside is “you” can only shop at Amazon, you just need someone else to do your regular shopping. Of course you could be screwed if Amazon ever shuts down.
Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager
Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.
Yeah, and with the way social media works, there’s a decent chance that after establishing a pattern of being able to predict trends, you’ll be able to choose them. You don’t even have to be a social media manager to make money from that. Sell celebrity status. Or don’t when someone comes to you but you can’t predict them going viral.
Or on a different angle, you could predict stocks that are about to go viral. Depending on how far in advance, you’ll also be able to predict future events and things like election outcomes. If you use your power to become well known on social media and can get stuff about yourself trending, you’ll be able to predict your own life. And if you can set trends with self-fulfilling prophecies, you could start revolutions or bring down regimes (or at least generate popular opposition).
Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.
The Tiktok one is definitely underrated. You could start the most successful advertising company. Or grow a content farm worth billions.
YouTube would be insanely powerful, but only if you can control it. It could be a disaster if you open up YouTube and immediately fill your head with Jimmy Fellon clips and various Top 10 lists.
I pick Firefox, what does that get me?
It gives you the brain to not use the apps listed in the post!
So uber is pretty much just gta in real life.
Amazon. I can have anything. Even if restaurants count as stores, I can cook. I can also sell my free cars to buy drugs or whatever from places that aren’t stores. Heck, I can trade or pay individuals to do whatever.
I pick Flappy Bird.
Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.
I assume so, you can just never go back.
No problem if you just hop between copy and paste houses.
If not it’s the worst one by far
Yeah, but you have to spend the last week cleaning it.
And you also have to pay for it being cleaned.
Yea… Free housing forever? Fuck yea! There’s enough nice houses in the world to keep me housed in luxury for the rest of my life.
If you pack minimally and the houses are fully furnished, it’s a great deal. Hiring cleaning staff for your last 2 days is much better than rent.
Youtube. Would save me so much time…
But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.
Easy, pick the youtube and binge-memorize all of MIT’s curriculum
Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.
You have to hire them on amazon though
No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.
Only if you can buy friends and family on amazon ™
