• Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.