Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agothe weirdest part of the yearslrpnk.netimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down17
arrow-up1628arrow-down1imagethe weirdest part of the yearslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 months agoI’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoYour phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agohaha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME
I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME