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arrow-up1628arrow-down1imagethe weirdest part of the yearslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square11fedilink
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 年前I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME
I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME