You could just string words together at random and there’s a 50% chance it’s a Trump quote.
If you get an infinite number of Trumps in a room, one of them will eventually ramble off the entirety of Hamlet.
Frankly, I prefer the monkeys with typewriters approach.
How long until he finishes reading the Library of Babel to us?
Kiddie fiddling rapist.
I used to be depressed, but now I want to stay alive long enough so I can take a giant shit on this guy’s grave.
Referring to Russell Vought btw
One of the rare Trump posts that I see, because I have the word “trump” in my filters.
and this is why alternative text (image description) is important
I would love some sorta post tags for this reason
That would make him the emperor, can’t wait for him to be thrown into a pit.
I don’t think Trump is the Emperor, because he was smart. Or Darth Vader, because he was effective. I think Trump is like… the Death Star if it didn’t work properly and instead of firing lasers it randomly blasted other planets with shit.
Then while Luke and whoever are trying to deal with that, Darth Vader and the Emperor are off somewhere else doing whatever they want, because everyone’s distracted by the giant shit blaster.
Trump isn’t exactly smart, but people are biased into underestimating him which is even more of a mistake. He is easily the most competent politician in Washington and was more than smart enough to end liberal democracy.
His death star sized ego makes him the emperor.
Even if it’s real, it’s fake (Im gonna start repeating this at every opportunity)
Its real. This is how Trump speaks every single day and that was even one of his less rambly ones.
Kind of telling how the Repubkicans really identify with villains.