• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    5 hours ago

    Fund my totally nonfictional company by commissioning professional online artists like Panda Paco or Reva the Scarf to make official portraits of all of us totally real people, starting with me, the head beaver.

    That’s probably the first thing I’d wanna do.

  • Gary Ghost@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Sounds cliche but I would have a massive animal sanctuary. Our domesticated animals shouldn’t be left alone. They need us as much as we need them.

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    17 hours ago

    People have found these and gotten arrested over exploiting them, let’s be real

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        11 hours ago

        Right? Don’t go hog wild. Live slightly above your current means. Don’t hoard, just… Cruise, be chill. Nobody needs millions. Nobody needs hundreds of thousands. You just need enough to do the simple things you enjoy without being excessive.

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    18 hours ago

    Outbid the car/weapons lobby and errect an eco-social government >:) Watch out, we’ll support your purchase of an electric car and reinstate the Vegane Wurst!!!

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        18 hours ago

        You could create hyper inflation destroying modern currencies causing them to have to pay your assassins in gold, which would be a major pain in the ass if you didn’t already physically own gold.

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          I feel like they’d kill me long before that. Unless they figure out that I have an infinite money glitch, then I’d just get kidnapped and tortured till I spill how I do it.

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            16 hours ago

            I think it matters how paranoid you become and how much effort you put into risk aversion. If you buy a fortress and almost never leave, you are probably pretty safe. If you just go about living the same way you were, you will probably be offd on the street.

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              14 hours ago

              I mean, if a person with a normal budget purchases a fortress the IRS (Or their country’s equivalent) is gonna notice. Pretty much any government in existence isn’t gonna want someone with the power to single handedly ruin any economy to exist.

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                14 hours ago

                Not if they are smart and hire an accountant.

                The prompt just says “money” so you could use any and all currencies. You almost certainly would touch your own countries currency last, so you have something easy to trade with.

                Also how good is the IRS at taxing the rich already?

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                  Depends on if it’s generational wealth, or a normal person getting rich. But yeah, the best accounting firm money can buy would probably take care of that problem pretty quickly.

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    22 hours ago

    Keep it to myself and fund projects I like (under the assumption that I could get a million € per h for example)