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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

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What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • strlcpy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    11 hours ago

    Boring perhaps but loads of experiences that are impractical IRL:

    • Rally and circuit racing
    • Flying various aircraft
    • Explore non-Euclidian spaces
    • Combat sports
    • Perform cool roles in musical theatre
    • Unload a barge like in those viral videos
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    fire up Dark Souls

    deactivate safety protocols

    get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator

    broadcast livestream to Romulan territory

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    I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

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      Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.

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    Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.

    But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.

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      Boring? What do you mean

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        They haven’t figured out girlception.

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    No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you’re done with a black light and a mop…?

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    Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.

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      Yeah! We’re gonna score! It’s finally gonna happen. Yeah! Eh heheheheheh

  • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Create a Westworld-type environment.

  • 1hitsong@lemmy.ml
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    Install Doom.

  • fiendishplan@lemmy.world
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    Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.

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      Why not both at the same time?

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    Two chicks at the same time.

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    • AmidFuror@fedia.io
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      Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9!

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.

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        With three, physical positioning starts to get really inconvenient unless you’re laying down, but then the view isn’t as good. And unless you’re packing like 9 inches, there’s not a whole lot of open real estate anyway.

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    Your mom.

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    Read the manual.

    • BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
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      This is the way.

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        Yeah, maybe run a safety calibration or clean the filters or something. Holodecks are dangerous.

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    Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.

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      Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.

      But maybe he’s even into it.

      spoiler

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        You don’t live in a place called Reading Rainbow if you haven’t seen some shit

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      It does not 😐

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        No matter, everyone’s doing it. And probably sharing.

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    Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.

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      And then you fuck right?

      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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        Obviously.

      • rockandsock@lemmy.world
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        Lazarus Long! I didn’t know you were on Lemmy!

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    i’d be getting my dick mad wet

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      I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.

      I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.

      But porn would be there first.

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