When I was working at a gas station I had to ask everyone if they pumped fuel because drive off stuff. Most of the time it was legitimately someone just forgetting due to grabbing other stuff or whatever else so we had to ask as a reminder. “Did get any gas today?”
“Yeah somethings not quite agreeing with me, breakfast was rough” or whatever other stupid fuck response will just have me stare dead into their fucking eyes, unblinking, with every muscle in my face slack save for my mouth being closed. God that shit drives me fucking insane. Especially if it was the same twat doing it repeatedly. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mine’s from working at a fish market as a kid: 20 times a day, somebody would walk in the door, hold their nose, and say “Something smells fishy in here!”
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There’s a reason that I wish customer service people a quick and easy shift rather than a nice day. I already know the kind of day they’re having.
I’m up there at 0400 opening the place and some prick rocks up at 0645 saying that like “Oh yeah the timmies I got aint sittin right” like Sir… at this moment my job is not to serve you. My job is being paid minimum wage to not rearrange the furniture using your face as a dolly.
When I was working at a gas station I had to ask everyone if they pumped fuel because drive off stuff. Most of the time it was legitimately someone just forgetting due to grabbing other stuff or whatever else so we had to ask as a reminder. “Did get any gas today?”
“Yeah somethings not quite agreeing with me, breakfast was rough” or whatever other stupid fuck response will just have me stare dead into their fucking eyes, unblinking, with every muscle in my face slack save for my mouth being closed. God that shit drives me fucking insane. Especially if it was the same twat doing it repeatedly. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Worked as a supervisor in fast food. Any bill larger than $20 requires a supervisor code so they can check the bill.
Multiple times a day:
“It’s good, I printed it off this morning!”
I had to just pretend I didn’t hear them and ignore it.
A tip for everyone: if you have a “go to” joke you always use with workers, I promise you they have heard it too many times that day. Just don’t.
Mine’s from working at a fish market as a kid: 20 times a day, somebody would walk in the door, hold their nose, and say “Something smells fishy in here!”
…
There’s a reason that I wish customer service people a quick and easy shift rather than a nice day. I already know the kind of day they’re having.
Did they ever mention the state of Denmark?
Yea, that’ll get me unreasonably angry too.
I’m up there at 0400 opening the place and some prick rocks up at 0645 saying that like “Oh yeah the timmies I got aint sittin right” like Sir… at this moment my job is not to serve you. My job is being paid minimum wage to not rearrange the furniture using your face as a dolly.