No, no you’re both wrong. Wile. E. Coyote gets a four second trial, guilty as fuck, thrown in jail. Then he spends three minutes going through all the stages of grief, fails to off himself when a cellmate saves his life. He processes his life’s struggles, forgives himself! Goes to his own execution totally at peace. That’s when he sees Road Runner in the viewing gallery. Totally comes undone, loses his shit at the very end. Meep meep! Runs away, circle out to credits. That’s how it’s done.
Nah, they’ll have him in the chair after one slide transition where his surprised frown stays on screen the whole time, and he’ll still be getting shocked intermittenly when it goes credits.
And then of course, given that the coyote is a cartoon character as well, it’ll take them a decade of trying and comically failing to execute him.
That, or the go all Who Framed Roger Rabbit on him…
No, no you’re both wrong. Wile. E. Coyote gets a four second trial, guilty as fuck, thrown in jail. Then he spends three minutes going through all the stages of grief, fails to off himself when a cellmate saves his life. He processes his life’s struggles, forgives himself! Goes to his own execution totally at peace. That’s when he sees Road Runner in the viewing gallery. Totally comes undone, loses his shit at the very end. Meep meep! Runs away, circle out to credits. That’s how it’s done.
I do it out of love, really
Remember me Wiley?! gets the dip out
Nah, they’ll have him in the chair after one slide transition where his surprised frown stays on screen the whole time, and he’ll still be getting shocked intermittenly when it goes credits.