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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前

BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!

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BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前
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    Close-up

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Made a slightly adjusted version of the meme 😁

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      boop

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      I love everything about this trend and I am endlessly entertained

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      The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.

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    We choose to do this, and the other things, not because it is easy , but because it is hard.

    This is the other things.

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    I never thought I’d live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

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    Impressive! Your dog is so cute! Also this might sound weird but I love how the puppy reminds me of a lamp. I don’t know why lol.

    ps: no that was not a typo for lamb. I actually do mean a lamp

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      I love lamp

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        This you?

        Picture of a moth captioned "Show me the lamp bröther"

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      Thank you, but sadly this is not my dog. I’m just a huge fan and want to share her amazing accomplishments.

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Whose dog is it then?

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          They go by Esperborzoi on FB. I know the dog’s name is Ora.

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    Updated the meme

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    This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.

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      A shitpost so wholesome, of such quality, it has become a compost.

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        At what point does it become a grass roots movement?

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          You have to bring the seeds first

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            ::Corn kernelling intensifies::

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    I showed my wife at 14 and she was not impressed. At 20 she is impressed.

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      Wow, 6 years to appreciate puptart balancing. You are committed. ;P

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        That took me much longer to figure out than I would admit to in person.

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        So you’re just going to skim over the guy having a child bride?

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          Ehh, it could have been covered by Romeo and Juliette laws, or he married her later, so I didn’t focus on it.

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    at this point it’s less about the dog’s stability skill and more about the owner’s stacking skill.

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    I’m really proud of this dog.

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    I was here

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    Bet you can go to 25

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    That dog is tarted all the way up

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    I didn’t even know we were trying.

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    I’m sorry but weren’t we JUST at 14?!? What is even happening

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      Exponential growth

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    The pinnacle of self control

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