What’s wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.

My wife is half fucking snow white. I’ll be fine as either, but I’d prefer cat. Me and the current cat need to have a cat talk.

I’d scream “oh no!” so the wicked fairy wouldn’t figure out it’s fun for me and change their mind, and then I’d just chill with my dog or cat life. If I could be taken care of by a trusted person or people, that would be great.

I’d get more rest and leave all my debt behind.

I would woof or maybe meow…

Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray?

Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we’re fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.

I remember reading a book when I was a kid called The Dog Days of Arthur Cane. I think the fairy was a witch doctor but basically the same idea. As I recall, Arthur saw the best and the worst of humanity during his predicament. Sadly no Wikipedia page for the author but the book is on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2006378.The_Dog_Days_of_Arthur_Cane

Find a box and see what it’s like to be in it.

If i get to keep my intellect and memories, i’d just try to find a good owner and then enjoy it

Just be happy as a dog or a cat, probably look for a happy place where I’ll be taken care of.

Maybe even do tricks nobody expects with my intelligence that’s slightly superior to that of a normal dog or cat.

Try to find a way back and as much about magic and the magical world as I can.

Sleep

Bark or meow respectively.