

I don’t wanna sound old here…
I got bad news for you, that’s basically all we’re doing right now.
I don’t wanna sound old here…
I got bad news for you, that’s basically all we’re doing right now.
Oh shit… I don’t think he’s ready for that level of weird…
Hah, now I just want to know what he’d think of it.
Where would we be without black olives on pizza
We’d have pizza people actually wanted to eat!
Don’t get me wrong, if you want to keep more pizza for yourself, then olives are a great deterrent and that’s a legit strategy.
If you want to do a real case study, get only two pizzas and put olives on one, pineapple on the other, and just watch.
Right!
Nice try son.
Honestly, this is probably the answer.
“SORRY KID, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC. WHAT? IT’S CALLED RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, YEAH YOU’D LOVE IT. WHAT? NO, NOT TILL YOU’RE OLDER”
Haha, that’s a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just “well actually” at him until he stops.
Oh man… That’s the dream. I think I’ve missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.
I’m not sure that’s really gonna make the situation better though…
He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do…
And he immediately responds “STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!”
And I’ll never stop doing it
His uncle took him to see the movie (a real bullet dodged for me).
I saw the honest trailer for it and decided it was exactly as much of the movie as I needed to see.
Wow, you actually managed to find the other song I absolutely hate when he plays!
Our neighbor got him started with undertale and let me tell you… He is not good at it, and man does he get angry when he dies.
But his undertale tantrums are another story, for now let me just express how tired I am of hearing the undertake soundtrack which he plays on loop, especially megalovania!
You know I played that game once, I thought it did some clever things, but never again… That boy has ruined it for me.
I do live for those moments…
That is some damn fine dadding right there. I think this is a perfect plan.
That’s annoying, it totally displayed on my side. I think I fixed it now, but kinda ruined my joke…
Ok Doug
I’m reading the Percy Jackson books with my kid right now and I have to say, they’re very well written. For kid/teen literature, i’d say there’s a lot to like in the series, fun dialogue, characters with a lot of personality a fascinating and magical, yet recognizable fantasy world. I’m certainly enjoying it much more than I did the Harry Potter series.
Also the percy Jackson TV series is great too. The movies are hot trash though, wouldn’t recommend them.
I did say that, because this isn’t a pie chart situation, it’s a Venn diagram situation.
For instance, AI art is 99% theft and 60% garbage. It’s both because there’s overlap.
Stolen and bad aren’t opposites, why would this be a dichotomy?
Ok, I’ve officially employed this method, mixing it with some other suggestions in the thread.
I did get a satisfying “no dad, that’s not how it goes”, but then it resulted in him singing it a few more times… I think I’ll just keep it up until it’s clear to him he’s being trolled, then we’ll see what happens.