IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3日前Who got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down16
arrow-up1264arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3日前message-square79fedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·3日前I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3日前Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3日前I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3日前God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3日前Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then