IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down16
arrow-up1264arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoOkay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoI know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoGod selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoShit, we best bend over and do what they say then
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then