Spit directly into my mouth and you get another michelin star

  • theneverfox@pawb.social
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    25 days ago

    I mean, where do you put your hand when you’re spitting/drooling on something?

    I feel like the only natural places are against your thigh, the table, behind your back, or behind your head

    And with the lollipop, only behind your head or behind your back keep it safe, and if it’s behind your back in a cafe someone could bump into you

    But I did just spit into a sink several times to figure out what feels natural, so maybe I’m not an average case