TIL about the “Mar-a-Lago face” a bold plastic surgery and fashion trend popular among American conservative and Republican circles. It’s characterized by “detectable” facial modifications, including exaggerated Botox, visible fillers, extreme tanning, fake eyelashes, dark smokey eyes, and full lips. The look is often seen as a status symbol and a way to signal political allegiance, inspired by figures in Donald Trump’s inner circle. The trend is so distinctive that it’s been described as a “visual shorthand” for wealth, power, and identity within these groups.
Doesn’t Bezos’ wife have that look? Does that mean she’s signaling she’s a trumper or she really doesn’t know.
I think it means she’s shallow and insecure.
Just a little more filler and she can easily hide in the duck pond without raising suspicion.
So…logically…if she weighs the same as a duck…she’s made of wood?
Yes, but why are you asking? Did she turn you into a newt?
Fuck, she looks like her jaw could unhinge like a snake.
Yup. It’s something they’re seeking out. Bonkers.
holy snapping duckshit wtaf is that jfc
Yea, he traded a classy sophisticated woman for that
I imagine one of those women dared to have her own opinions. Vs, yes money daddy, I’ll further look like a clown for you.
She still tells Jeff how she loves running her fingers through his hair.
It’s abuse. I see this in women who were trophy wives. They are terrified of getting dumped for a younger model because they typically have no way to support themselves aside from their youthful look. Their biggest fear is someone exactly like them replacing them.
And Gumball comes in clutch once again. Man, that show was ahead of its time lol
Seriously, what a fucking downgrade.
It’s just bad plastic surgery for people with no taste; nothing really conservative about that but it sure seems to happen a lot in the red cap circles.
Lips, buccal fat removal, some jaw restructuring perhaps and hella facelift/botox.
Yes, they just check all the boxes for stereotypical “beautiful” features and somehow miss the point of a human beauty.
It’s like someone with face blindness deciding if your face is beautiful.
It’s like having an overweight, pants-shitting draft-dodger as “strongman commander-in-chief.” Or discussing the Nobel Peace Prize for Shitler 2.0. Or rain on your wedding day.
No, she’s trying to look like Mick Jagger.
“Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man with taste.”