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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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      Except this is America and most spell it check.

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    Obviously “clock”. It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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      Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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    Check

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    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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      I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works
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    Actual guess

    Check?

    • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works
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      Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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      Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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        The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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    If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

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    I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

    • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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      But not cocks

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        Hard to tell at that age

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Hopefully afterwards.

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      Glazed.

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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    Cuck?

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      This is the correct answer

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    That’s phenomenal lol!

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    :3

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    Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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        Carpentry?

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    Chick cock

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