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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 day agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 day agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
14.000000003174
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!