slate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1671arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1657arrow-down1imageTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksslate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square228fedilinkfile-text
Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
minus-squareMulligrubs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·4 days agoDo you mean to say it wasn’t a random bullet? I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world’s greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 days agoHis neck actually just did that by itself
minus-squarephx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoActually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoNo it took an entire spevial effects team.
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoBe fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.
minus-squaresunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoI feel like there are parts of the country where it does need to be clarified. Utah may be one of them. 😉
Do you mean to say it wasn’t a random bullet?
I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world’s greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!
His neck actually just did that by itself
Actually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
Damn you are a science wizard!
No it took an entire spevial effects team.
Be fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.
I feel like there are parts of the country where it does need to be clarified. Utah may be one of them. 😉