slate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1671arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1657arrow-down1imageTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksslate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square228fedilinkfile-text
Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
minus-squarephx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoActually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
Actually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
Damn you are a science wizard!