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  • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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    5 days ago

    With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one’s head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.

    Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I’m sitting.

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      5 days ago

      the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught

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        5 days ago

        You just want to make sure the meal you get from me via the other thread includes bacon, don’t you?

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          5 days ago

          😂 i need to make a new account. im too exposed. well its fresh if its not cured. no nitrates.

      • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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        4 days ago

        HEMA, though I haven’t found much time to practice lately so it’s becoming more of a sword collecting hobby.