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commenters explain how they defend themselves

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  • phonics@lemmy.worldOP
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    5 days ago

    the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught

    • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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      5 days ago

      You just want to make sure the meal you get from me via the other thread includes bacon, don’t you?

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        😂 i need to make a new account. im too exposed. well its fresh if its not cured. no nitrates.