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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·10 hours agoEveryone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
minus-squarebulwark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·7 hours agoI let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 hours agoThis is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
minus-squarepfwood178@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·10 hours agoEveryone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 hours agolol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
minus-squarePaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoYou have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours agoMake sure to get the same number of spots too.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 hours agoThe way Samson would do it.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-26 hours agoOh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands. Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoThis is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little. Oi! They’re both cunts!
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·58 minutes agoThis proves my point. If fewer didn’t exist I wouldn’t have got it wrong.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoStrength and dexterous fine motor function.
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
In a vacuum
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
In a vacuum
Kids are total commies.
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
The way Samson would do it.
I think you mean Solomon.
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands.
Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
Fewer
This proves my point. If fewer didn’t exist I wouldn’t have got it wrong.
I think Samson made my luggage.
Strength and dexterous fine motor function.
He didn’t personally build it.
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