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TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

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What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.

  • krunklom@lemmy.zip
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    I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.

    I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.

  • Scott@sh.itjust.works
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    Find dog owners to don’t pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.

  • Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de
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    12 hours ago

    We won’t see.

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 hours ago

    I would chill tf out

  • Olkiss@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.

  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    I will go summit the Everest.

  • Xaphanos@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Visit the white house. Then the congress.

    • d00phy@lemmy.world
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      Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”

    • Drusas@fedia.io
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      1 day ago

      Same. And then retire to the woods.

      • stoy@lemmy.zip
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        14 hours ago

        I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…

      • Maiq@lemy.lol
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        21 hours ago

        With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!

  • everett@lemmy.ml
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    I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.

    • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 day ago

      Then take a nap in the sun

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

        • ripcord@lemmy.world
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          18 hours ago

          Man I’m old

      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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        24 hours ago

        If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?

        • Klear@quokk.au
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          Depends if you’re science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn’t engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.

        • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought

          • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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            Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.

        • ripcord@lemmy.world
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          Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.

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          If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.

          • ripcord@lemmy.world
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            18 hours ago

            Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.

            • Klear@quokk.au
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              14 hours ago

              How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?

              • ripcord@lemmy.world
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                10 hours ago

                Fucking gravity how does it work

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        1 day ago

        Let me go wild…

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      This really is the best answer.

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    2 chicks at the same time.

    • showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website
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      Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.

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        Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes

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      24 hours ago

      Fuckin A

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        …fuckin A.

  • fubarx@lemmy.world
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    Pounce on Calvin every single time.

  • GlenRambo@jlai.lu
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    Lick my own asshole.

    • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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      Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    thats oddly specific.

  • SethranKada@lemmy.ca
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    What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Omg you’d be so Apex.

  • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world
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    Physics experiments.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      24 hours ago

      Would you don PPE?

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        As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.

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