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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    21 小时前

    Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.

    They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.

    Motherfuckers, you didn’t even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      19 小时前

      I hear Trump didn’t like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying “I do all the raping around here.”

  • Xanthobilly@lemmy.world
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    2 天前

    Babylon Bee is the Onion for conservatives and it’s about as humorless as you’d expect. It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      True but this one is kind of funny which is fucking super rare for them.

      They must be using chatgpt for their articles now

    • greygore@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      Yeah, but it’s nice to see them branching out from the one pronoun joke that they keep recycling over and over.

    • Mirshe@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      They were a lot better before Trump 1. Then they purged literally every member of their staff that was even slightly liberal, and their humor went with them. Every so often the bat finds the pinata.

    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca
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      It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

      Just how conservatives like it.