WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.
They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.
Motherfuckers, you didn’t even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.