I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both
Nah, it’s been tried before, and we’ve determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.
That’s just 6 roles per person!
Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.
Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.
Bottle guy is the liability guy.
Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.
You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.
The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie
The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡
Can you fix my car bruh
Better still, I’ll fix your whole life so you don’t need a car! 🤯
There’s quite a few things to fix. Please get started
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This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.
Ugh…yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?
Is this post secretly a logic question?
Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.
Sort of like a Venn diagram question.
Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.
Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!
I’m quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don’t feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.
Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?
guy who only says dumb shit
hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad
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“The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad”
When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.
And everyone who is walking through those glass shards
This seems like a D&D encounter
I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot “the tall guy.”
hello tall guy, i am the short guy
Buddy that spot is taken, don’t make me sic The Muscle on you
Sounds like the plot to the outsiders
Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.
If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.
Hi, I’m not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you
