- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I fucking despise that motherfucker. First he ruined my Reddit feed, I went to lemmy and now his shitty ads are showing up here too?
what? what ads?
become tifa
become martial arts expert
kick shit out of jk rowling
One way I might get a cute young girlfriend, other way I might become young. Win, win.
Nothing is real or I am nothing? Sign me up.
win win, I either get catra or become her
Does becoming my own waifu implies that a copy of present me remains, and the waifu-me marries the me-me?
… because Im fine with that from either perspective. I kinda like me.
I dont have a waifu tho, do I just get to pick any character :3
yes :3
Im picking Brisket than
Sorry, didn’t hear you, i was busy slapping this button repeatedly.
presses button twice
Oops, you got the “become waifu” option twice, and it canceled out with itself
Darn, just going to have to press it again.
That’s a 100% chance of my waifu becoming real.
Maybe you just turn into a nasty pillow and the next tenant in your appartment tosses you into the trash.
I mean, I already did become the waifu!
Why would my waifu want anything to do with me? She could do better.
I don’t want to make people happy so turning into my waifu doesn’t help either.
that means my whole body becomes another human. meaning i will not exist, no mind, no records of anything from before.
if my mind stays the same, the female hormones would probably fuck it up…or i donno. is there a doctor in the house who could tell me what happens when a fenale body gets a male brain?
Dysphoria
theseus’ memories
not a doc but the brain also is female now
The real waifu was the friends we made along the way