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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    been low key wanting to do Egyptian pharaoh shit for years but I work blue collar in hick country and don’t dare until I can move out of the states

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      I was in Atlanta for the 2000 New Years celebration and I randomly bought a red and yellow zoot suit to wear, with matching shoes. I have NEVER IN MY LIFE gotten more attention from women than that night.

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        bawler as hell tbh

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          “bawler”?

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            Bawler is to baller as dawg is to dog.

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              Touché. I’ll accept it.

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        Did you have a riot? Did you throw back a bottle of beer?

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      Well, there’s two ways that could go. You could be ‘that we>rdo, mike i think’ or ‘pharoah mike’.

      Build a mythology about why. Tie it into local values. You lost a bet and then liked it?

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        bro I’m talking about queer-stomping throw Matt Shepard into the fence and kill him, country. the only way that’s going is to a bad time. I like your idea, I’m just not trying it here

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          It is a risk, and i dont know if youve got the privilege to shield you, it’s true.

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            unfortunately no. I’m already on thin ice for being autistic, that’s basically 2 degrees removed from a gay but with shiftier eyes.

            but I like the pharaoh Mike thing. pray that I get out of here and get to try it 🙏

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              Oh shit. Yeah. Didn’t used to be, but…

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        Nah, explanations make you the weirdo, embracing the weird makes you a local legend. Build a pyramid around your mailbox. Get a hairless cat. Learn your favored Egyptian (coptic is discouraged as it looks Greek and outlasted the pharonic age).

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          Generally agree, but refuge in audacity is a harder sell if someone’s faltering.

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      You should start practicing for when you can, 'cause doing liner is hard! Also, you gotta figure out what works on your face. My point is, try.

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        good point ☝️

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      Ah the full Pharoah works best there or in a smallish city. You just become the local Pharoah. Just gotta learn to say stuff like “kꜣn.f ḥm.t” when people ask questions

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