Maybe I can keep riding trains until most of them have died from exhaustion.
who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here
I’ve seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt
I guess I’m going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.
First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.
Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
Try not to finish too quickly
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
I think your username is more appropriate here
Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.
Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.
butt plug
Mom please
mommy? is that you?
are you my mommy?
Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.
Glue a gecko to my taint?
What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?
Fight back. Eat chili.
