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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago
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    Which board are these short stories usually on?

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      We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

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      Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

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    Socialism in a nutshell:

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    The Bear

    Richie is the guy

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    The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

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    You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

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    I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

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    How to start a mafia with zero $

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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

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      Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

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        Freudscher, uh, slipper?

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

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      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

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    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

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    Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

    Gay: He puts his meat in other men’s mouths

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      I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

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        Hello

      • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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        Lemm.ee refugee here!

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        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

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          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

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        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

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          Probably both

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      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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          I will try not liking it.

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            Stay strong homie!

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          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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            I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

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              • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

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                  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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              Whayyy are you G A E

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    He has eyes everywhere

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