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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

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      I still don’t understand what it means though?

      Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

      Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

      There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I

        • Chev@lemmy.world
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          Damn, this is horrible

          • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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            That’s the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people

        • zbyte64@awful.systems
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          Description: Elon talks about the implications to JD Vance.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        it’s a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          “seduces”

          • killingspark@feddit.org
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            Well they arent going to say no… Because of the implication

          • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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            “somewhat psychopathic”

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.

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      The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away

      Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though

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    Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.

      Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.

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    I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…

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    It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked

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      It’s also something that Elon would totally do.

      A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

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      There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;) Of course, that’s a far cry from brainless consumption of worthless media.

  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    Elon in the meeting:

    • theprogressivist @lemmy.world
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      Do you like it? I was generous.

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    The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference

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      There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

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    What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

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        Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

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          no, doctored screenshot.

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          You can see the difference in how coherent those sentences are written and how nothing is in all caps.

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      There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

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        Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.

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          Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.

          Plus, the juices don’t just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.

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      No sleeping in space! It’s the law!

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    The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg

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    Is this real?

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      Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.

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        Or laws.

      • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world
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        So these women ARE in danger?

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          Always have been.

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        also it’s not written in all caps

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        True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

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        also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media

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      Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.

      Also, no words are capitalised.

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        Space

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        Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.

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      I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline

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      Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      No.

    • underwire212@lemm.ee
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      If you ask, it becomes real.

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        Schrodinger’s truth?

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      It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness

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    Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

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      I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.

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        I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.

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      Lmfao I can’t tell anymore and I’m not sure If I’m scared or amused. Help me.

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    Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”

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    Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

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      I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can’t see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

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    This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

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    If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn’t remotely capable of this

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    “So they are in danger?!”

    “There’s no danger!”

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      You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

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      Sure, you’ve seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?

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        I hadn’t, but thank you for making me aware of it.

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      “Of course they are in danger.” - Musk

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