Be gay, do crime ig.
🎶Be gay, do drugs, and hail Satan🎶
Cool thing about getting rid of mass is you no longer have any inertia which means you need no force to make you start moving. Since staying still doesn’t compute if you need no force to accelerate you can only constantly go the speed of light. And you don’t experience time. Overall a good way to be.
Or assuming you also have no energy, are completely unbound by these prefects; floating in blissful oblivion.
The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
And always remember: DON’T PANIC!!
Do I need to bring a towel?
I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane
Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!
Vote for the Rhino Party, and repeal the law of gravity!
The tardigrade party is better for microbe rights though. And they don’t give a fuck about gravity, they’re willing to let it die as it should have.
Become illegible?
It was written in the absence of the laws of physics, cut it some slack
