Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.
Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.
Shmalarmed - The shlarmled who are aware of the shlarmling.
First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth
That’s shalarming to learn.
The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma
It sounds like something someone would make up to pretend to be cultured.
“What’s this stuff called.” "
“It’s, uh, called the ‘shlarmle.’ It’s what they use to lure the shawarma onto the hook before they tire it out and finally reel it in.”
Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn’t that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.
That’s fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.
The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.
e.g.
The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.
I read that in Attenborough’s voice.
An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.
Homonym #4 of shlarmle: shlarmul
Schlarmlicious
A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.
I’m going to make this a homonym of shlarmle: schlarmil
Sounds like it would be a group of schlemiels.
It does have a kind of collective noun vibe to it.
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
Honorable mentioned for the sheer specificity.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
It’s those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.
Homonym #2 of shlarmle: shlarmol
Nah, those are already called slush-bergs
Unimportant caramel.
Caramel shlarmle
Care a mel shlarmle
Sounds like a food
Shlaramel
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
Homonym #3 of shlarmle: shlarmal
But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.
I love the added complexity
