Sky net activate

There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry….

If any of us did something like this we’d get years.

Typing “kill -9” into a terminal is the equivalent to breaking out the acetylene torch when a nut won’t budge

This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

Holy fuck, what a thing to let kids process on their own…

I heard they cause 5G

The absolutely terrifying thing is that we have no real idea what the health effects will be. Hope it’s not cancer!

Plastic is going to be the next leaded gasoline

My tinfoil hat can run linux

One of these things results in fish, the other results in cat girls. I know which team I’m on.

Bahhh that sucks. At least it was just stuff that got busted, stuff can be fixed or replaced.

Glad you’re safe, yo

…noice

I missed the news story, what they do?

I have this theory that people who become obscenely rich stop growing up the moment they get that money. Donnie never stood a chance

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

Now I’m on the toilet at work and I feel like going to sleep

They’re revving their 4-bangers and it’s turning me on now?!

Their onions are often rotten inside despite the outside looking fine. There’s a local Korean market near stocks local produce as well and it’s always way better. Kroger has reached the “line must go up” enshittification point, it seems.

I can stand on one foot and tie my shoe in the air

I taught myself to balance on one foot by brushing by teeth on one foot for a few months lol