Avril Cravign

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

>:(

Scocke? What?

Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you

Ok, and yes, but from the part Medical Science does not work that way I read the rest in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Medical Science does not work that way!! Goodnight!

The loose panels, the wires falling out… that sounds like my last car

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

They just finished with their one child policy and now they’re going in the other direction? Seems like policing people’s fertility didn’t go that well the first time.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Terrible, hahaha

Like the clown handkerchiefs?

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Right, and the original had proper lyrics, also for the altos.