We were highfiving the cops at the Houston one earlier today, everything seems a lot more chill then the doom and gloom we were expecting after abbots comments about the national guard

The idea of anti-woke coffee just makes me chuckle. What’s the inverse of biting the onion, because that’s what I did here.

Discworld’s magic system is like this. The wizards often don’t know why certain parts of a ritual or spell are in place, but it works so they don’t touch it

This might backfire…I love sour candy