Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

It’s reversed from the movie iirc

Top ten best Simpsons line

Phoebe?

I’m usually pretty pedantic with language (people using “begs the question” instead of “raises the question” raises by blood pressure just a little bit) but will disagree on chai tea. Just because chai means tea in another language, doesn’t mean chai tea is redundant the same way ATM machine is.

In English, we’ve taken the generic word for tea as a loanword and use it to describe a specific type of tea. Like hound dog, or Saharah desert. It’s essentially a new word in this context so not redundant. Machine in ATM is the same word as the machine that follows, so that one is at least justifiably something to be pedantic about.

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.

It could be worse

I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

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Heating up a mug of water in the microwave is fine. I don’t get why people are so snobby about this. The water doesn’t care where the heat energy comes from.

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.

That’s a good point, I was lumping too many people together there. Yes, now how will people show they “suffered” with dieting?

Considering how much of human effort is just signaling in different forms, this makes a lot of sense. Losing a visual marker of your hard work messes with your established signaling. This makes me wonder what the new signal will be? Fitness clothing has already been taken… Maybe people will wear their gym memberships on a lanyard all the time or something?

If the grime is thick enough, you can just peel it off in one layer like a crusty tortilla

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.