You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
are you under 16
no
ok cool here’s a youtube short when an AI voice tells you an AI-written story over vaguely related stock footage
The planet is fucking melting and elected leaders are writing laws on herding cats
I’ve been using the internet for longer than I’ve been an adult.
I still sometimes add +10 years to date of birth fields out of habit.
Might as well have issued a mandate to nom a spoonful of sand daily.
Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.
Like they’ll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company’s shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.
why do people spend so much time being awful
I didn’t think there was a most pathetic way to out yourself as a rapist
A wise friend once said, “you should wipe your ass before you clean your home” he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.
Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town’s mayor? I didn’t. Fucking former prison warden. I don’t recall voting for him.
I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don’t show up when you’re getting mugged
Caught me red handed not reading the article
in my defence I never learned how to read
I’m not from the US
But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI
Aren’t they very disliked across the political spectrum?
I think it’s a joke
The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.
We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.
The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.
I’m sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.
What led up to it and what was the aftermath?
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You eventually get used to it
One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.
The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.
So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.
My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.
Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.
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They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.
Maybe half ass it a little bit
If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.
Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.
How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?
Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?
I thought he meant, like, inclusive ‘and’
Like the line is between (Epstein+Weinstein) and everyone who is not (Epstein+Weinstein)
Im high as shit, please y’all go easy on me
October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that
1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed
I’m not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it’s not happening if they haven’t decided by now :(
Very cool