The Spanish Inquisition from that one Monty Python sketch. I was 15.

When we can have a great time at, like, the grocery store.

No, you’re just used to things that are going on now so you don’t see how it’ll look in 20 years. I remember seeing people saying similar things back in, like, 2009

Got a bagel this morning

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Ms Rachel.

I’m not insane enough to want to be President

So what you’re saying is that I have 14 years to kill him

When I was little I’d run away because the sound of flushing scared me.

Worse: In addition to everything else it’ll be extremely annoying

There are plenty of brain teaser type toys. Maybe something like Rush Hour or Snap Circuits

Books are always good too. When I was her age I was really into the Magic Treehouse series

Because being involved in international politics at the state level has a similarly effect on one’s morals as the One Ring

Frolicking around in the evenings while all the other neighborhood kids looked on in annoyance.

No, and my closest library is closer to 15 minutes away.

I mean, whether or not I liked Sodahead, whether or not it was good for me, and whether or not it was a good website are all questions without definitive answer, but I sure did spend my teenage years there

Over the sink, peeling as you go, possibly also high

I mean, I don’t know why you wouldn’t just use something other than an LLM in that case

So when all the Christians ascend into heaven they’re replaced by descending raptors?