16 seconds is very young.

I don’t put anything like that in my sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices.

I think cooking it for hours tends to lower the acidity a bit.

But I think I just like it that way.

Nope.

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that’s probably why I don’t like jar sauce.

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

Well, I don’t think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I’m kinda old.

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you’d get was a recording.

“The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder.”

No, no. It’s Whaa. Try it again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT15xsxfzSo&t=237s

It’s a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3

I thought your mother was a hamster.

.eieio

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

Waswolf

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate…

Then what’s the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

I feel bad for the cancer.

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

You can’t the whole sun.