Dogwood. Hidden away under the canopy, reaching out and up to find sunshine in the PNW rain forest. Beautiful white spring flowers.

After leaving my beloved PNW when I was 12 to move to smoggy searing Los Angeles and missing the green and rain for 45 years, I’m back. We just bought a dogwood for the backyard. So excited for spring.

Yeah. I think there are two schools out there, us anxious types that have to have the room pitch black without light source anywhere or we feel like a laser is drilling into our brain, and then normal people.

THANK you! Wish I had known this app two weeks ago. Neither of my banks have virtual credit cards. The one CSR even said “That’s a great idea! I’ll pass that along.” 🙄

Do you have any gratitudes that are in heavy rotation? My husband and me moving back to my beloved Pacific Northwest are two of my favs.

Or the alternate spelling in our house so we don’t send the dog through the window: werl sounds like whirl

When I was young with tighter labia that didn’t flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.

It’s been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.

You’ll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.

Mmmm, McDonald’s

K, thank you, this is it without the textI- I didn’t pay attention to the details and need better reading glasses!

I think the version I saw was a little bit different, cuz she was less hyena, more wolk, and Trump was definitely one of the 3 little pigs and not a mole rat? Thanks, I’ll look in 196.

Edit: Wolf not work

I did train our cat to come to a whistle.

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

2FA HAHAHAHAHA

The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!

You got a literal open mouth “O” and hand over mouth Oh NO from me. Their poor scrotum!

If you could speed the conveyor belt up, that would be greeeeat.

Yeah, we’re the opposite, we have a chest freezer in the garage on top of our kitchen freezer, so basically unlimited.

Same hunk of brown sugar for 10 years. Is there a shelf life? We don’t eat that much sugar…

Not my parents, me. Brown sugar goes in the freezer so it doesn’t dry out and become a piece of granite.

Every American has to try that at least once. Minus the orange subtance, but that one is my personal preference.