It’s a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.

I think there was a pretty short limit on how far in the future you could write someone’s death.

I’ve had a ragdoll, a bengal, and a bunch of "American Shorthair"s.

How do you launder money when none of your revenue is cash?

Well you wouldn’t have spent any money on it and they’re raking in the dough, so yes actually.

If you say so, I’ll just keep taking my allopurinol so my foot doesn’t swell up again.

High sodium intake from too many processed foods can absolutely cause gout.

You now have gout from eating too many preservatives.

I have pets and bought a new vacuum just a couple years ago. I went with Sebo airbelt k3 after hearing Miele had gone down in quality and I love it. This vacuum fixes every single annoyance I’ve ever had with a vaccum:

• the canister rolls easily on carpet
• the cord retracts perfectly every time and rachets out as you pull the canister
• it’s easy to take apart to clear clogs and even has a little spring flap behind the brushroller to quickly clear the most common place a clog will get stuck
• the roller is trivial to remove and clean
• the bags are easy to change and hold a lot of dust and pet hair before you need to change them

The K3 is a little out of your price range but the K2 and E2 are a bit cheaper. I will say that if you’ve got a lot of thick carpet, it’s worth investing in a vaccuum with a powered brushroller like the K3.

“Farinaceous” is the term used in mycology for mushrooms that have a grain-like smell/taste.

I loved that movie, definitely worth a watch.

I had the same experience, my doctor told me the home ones are often worthless but insurance companies like to make you try them before approving a sleep lab because it’s cheaper.

Stropharia Ambigua is edible but supposedly tastes how it smells: like rotting leaves. There’s also some bitter/spicy Russula I’ve only tasted raw which are supposed to taste pretty awful even after cooking.

but they don’t taste bad that I remember.

Muscaria is actually a pretty good culinary mushroom if you remove the water-soluble muscimol and ibotenic acid by parboiling it in a large pot of water.

It has a pleasant savory flavor that’s slightly nutty and it sears nicely even after being boiled.

Have you read up on him at all? Luigi came from a wealthy heavily Republican family and was just starting to question right-wing ideology. Having respect for the feds is absolutely in line with the person described in this article.

Because it’s what the bad guy in every sexual harassment training video says just before his female coworker reports him to HR?

Humilating women isn’t funny. “It’s just a joke” isn’t an excuse for harassment.

It was a coworker, she was another comedian on tour with him, not a soldier. If they had been working in an office he would have been fired immediately and she could have sued the company.

Making sexual jokes about a coworker without their consent is called sexual harassment. Especially if you photograph this joke so your coworker can be repeatedly humiliated as it’s passed around.

If Lemmy were more stable maybe I would have gotten the joke.