protip: if you’re not connected to a terrorist group targeting israel, you’ve got nothing to worry about

“mars will come to fear my botany power”

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do not want. want removable and replaceable batteries and storage, also a headphone jack because fuck you.

"Court records show that Cardello-Smith is incarcerated at the Earnest C Brooks correctional facility after multiple previous convictions of criminal sexual misconduct. The Metro Times reported that he taught himself criminal and civil law during his incarceration while also developing “a long history of challenging the judicial system” with lawsuits.

Combs is not the only prominent defendant named in one of those lawsuits. Another is the Roman Catholic archdiocese of Detroit, in a lawsuit alleging that two of the organization’s priests as well as one of its lay employees sexually abused Cardello-Smith between 1979 – when he was about seven years old – and 1993."

I don’t see how Combs doesn’t appeal this, and get this stayed, now that there’s a judgement. Dudes not going to start simply paying this may $10 million a month.

they’ve been talking to the whales

Thulsa Doom has fallen

had a relationship with a 17-year-old girl when he was 25

dude

Israel isn’t going to make any deal which sees them relinquish control of the Philidelphi Corridor, and allow Hamas to rearm and recruit from Egypt in the same way they’ve been doing for a decade. It’s a non starter. Folks still seem to be confused about this. It was hard won, they’re not going to let it go, for good reason.

first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies

*in ohio

well, shoot them the fuck down, fuck, what are they even doing

“compete surprise” says the whitest guy you’ve ever seen

1.3 Billion! dr evil tilts his pinkie to the side of his mouth in a come hither stare

This story was in The New York Times. During 2016 election The New York Times published thousands of stories about Clinton email/Benghazi, not one on Trumps lifelong ties to NY/Russian mob. As if The New York Times wasn’t in a particularly knowledgeable position to report on 70 years of NYC construction & mob history. All the money in my pocket says The Paper of Record has been taking Russian money for decades.

“secretly”? lol, cmon

jesus fucking christ man, why won’t these judges simply follow the law

It ain’t his money, it’s the people of Texas’ money, and they keep electing these racist scumbags, so I guess it’s worth it to them to just piss their taxes up a wall, to virtue singal

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Trump pardoning every scumbag in existence when he was president, has left a very bad taste in my mouth, especially Joe Aprio (sp?) immediately springs to mind, among a rouges gallery of criminal clowns, so yeah I’d like to see a one two punch from the Bidens on Joe’s way out the door, Hunter pleads guilty with no deal, gets sentenced to whatever it is these fucking Trump installed judges hand him, it becomes a flashpoint for the election, again drawing the line under the difference in accepting responsibility, and Trump, then Trump loses the election, and Joe pardons Hunter. I would turn my pockets inside out to rat fuck Trump exactly like this.