Maybe that’s why the patient has type 2 diabetes

The surgeon sneezes and you drool

As long as they have a crop I guess

Why wouldn’t the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!

north

Sorry!

It’s DJ Dave. Here’s a video on YouTube. Is that okay? Otherwise search for Strudel and DJ Dave.

https://youtu.be/ZCcpWzhekEY

This post is lacking thicc thighs

Edit:

You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide

Maybe it’s this one?

https://bsky.app/profile/sinistercinemastudios.art/post/3lxgwu7qqq22n

If this is supposed to be the wavelength and not the number of photons then you need a space between 2 and meters. There’s always a space between numbers and units (even if the unit is abbreviated). There’s no space for something that modifies the number, like %, ‰, °, k, m, etcetera.

I have never ever heard anyone say a bad word about Lower Decks. Usually it isn’t mentioned but when it is it’s someone ranting about new Star Trek and then caveat that they like Lower Decks.

Yep, I started writing something about that but then I figured it detracted from “fungi are not plants”.

Boo, get heat pump you loser

While more likely than blue eyed Jesus I also think that this Nubian prince Jesus is quite unlikely. Additionally, King Shark said that Jesus was a shark and King doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would lie.

I’d love to see the Facebook friendly version where the word “cunt” is completely obscured.

These aren’t plants? Are there even plants with mating types?

The pieces they stole were just really pretty. It makes me sad that they are going to broken down into bits rather than end up in some Bond villain’s vault for the next hundred years.

If you see that guy don’t forget to fart in his face

He didn’t know about molecules so… There was no language for him to differentiate between matter and states of matter.

Fake and gay. Chicken is in a tiny cage with her eight wives.

Up doot for weird things fucking even though I’m not Murican and don’t really know what Hamburger Helper is.