Take me with you. I was so close to being able to claim citizenship through my mother.

Don’t worry. He’ll be coming for Canada. You already have MAGA lovers up there. Who’s going to stop him? The Canadian military?

Yes, and I am crying so hard right now. This sucks so bad.

When do we finally decide that this hostile enemy action and act accordingly? Why do we not have our own army of internet warriors?

It’s not the speed, it’s the acceleration that kills you. Or deceleration, if you’re unlucky.

Revoke his citizenship, deport him to South Africa, seize his companies, refuse all future visa applications.

Why isn’t the first option?

Wasn’t she on YCDTOTV?

Why in god’s name does it rearrange the order of programs on the taskbar?

Hope she serves him the papers on Election Day.

Thanks for talking me down. I get overwhelmed sometimes.

One issue voter.

Yep, it will be temporarily hard for all of us in the camps. Do you think it will be gas again this time around? Probably, like the last time, it will be bullets until the raw anger subsides. Then efficiency experts will be called in and determine that gas is more cost effective.

We’re done. Someone turn the light out.

I won’t survive a civil war. I’m in my early fifties, overweight, have other health issues, have never held a gun, and don’t have any particularly special skills or training that would allow me to emigrate. I’m sure I’m not the only one with these kinds of issues. Everything for me is in this country. I vote and am in a deep blue state but if violence tears us apart, I’m not sure what I could do.

I fucking hate all the people that think they are better off in a dictatorship. God is not coming back because he was never hear in the first place. But assuming I am wrong, how arrogant of you to think you could force his hand and accelerate his return. Also, the height of arrogance to think you would be “Raptured.”

I don’t know. I don’t read Le Monde.

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

So, the L.A. Times, Washington Post and New York Times are now in conservative hands. Just like the takeover of the judiciary that the Heritage Foundation coordinated. If we can ever take back our government, we need to re-institute the Fairness Doctrine, ban foreign ownership of our media and strip citizenship from this guy, Elon Musk, and any naturalized citizen that works against the best interests of America.

Medicare For All!