I might be wrong on this, but isn’t that a mouse?? The face shape seems more like a mouse than a rat to me

Could someone with rodent knowledge chime in?

That’s the fun part, I don’t!

(okay maybe a little bit of Jira)

True that haha

In practice, I live by “never write any code that’s important enough for anyone to insist on testing it” 😎

I feel like a rambly long-form joke like this could really land: https://youtu.be/AXtNUgEWgQI

When you photoshop the images to the online doctor to get an Ozempic prescription

I don’t think it’s very convincing. The line on the T should have the same color as the stripe. Here’s my last positive test as a reference. Good luck!

Genuine question, but why is Trump even allowed to run? I vaguely know that there are some restrictions on who can become President (you have to be a certain age and be born in the USA iirc), how can it be that “Hasn’t been convicted for any crimes recently” isn’t a requirement?

That unironically might work tho Like getting their mind off of the current thought spiral can be pretty helpful sometimes

I don’t care either way, but too many premade meals I have bought in the past were gross and inedible to a point where I had to toss them and just make food from scratch. I just keep the supplies for a quick 1 pot Carbonara in my fridge at all times - it might not be super healthy, but it’s always a predictable taste/texture and only costs about 1,50€ per Portion

Our next big elections are in September 2025, it will be my first time voting! ^^ (I only got citizenship a month ago)

every two weeks is like my normal cycle for clothes :o Plus one load of towels and one load of bed sheets per month

:(

A locked safe

Forbidden Gatorade

aaaAaaAAAAAa

imagin giving every single hair snake a lil forehead kiss

They definitely are!! And just watching them waddle around and do their little hamster duties is the cutest 🥹

My parents kept getting me hamsters when I was a kid, it’s crazy how high maintenance they are if you actually want to keep them in good conditions :(
(not like they cared that I kept them well or were willing to provide me with the resources to do so tho)

The Trauma wasn’t your fault, but healing it is your responsibility ✨

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