One of our two parties wins more when more people vote.

Therefore, the other party must oppose voting by the largest groups, such as young people and people who live in cities.

The less popular party also has disproportionate control of government policy.

Which is to say, they oppose democracy itself. It is only a question of degree

Pistol Whip has an auto aim mechanic. You can disable it in the challenge settings and see how impractical it actually is to dual wield handguns

Does it not make tons of noise?

We have an ice machine in the freezer and often it is the loudest thing in the entire house. I also have a mini fridge in the office and the compressor on it runs every few minutes. It would be awful to try to sleep in there

The title for the sequel could be some kind of pun on how the film is faster and/or more furious than what would be reasonable under normal circumstances

I did something like that once. I noticed my sister’s wireless keyboard was still paired to her laptop, so every once in a while I’d hit the CAPS LOCK key.

I was suppressing laughter for about an hour until her temper boiled over and I had to come clean, as she was about to smash the laptop to bits!

Haha that reminds me of the time I helped my upstairs neighbors move. They were super annoying, always shouting over each other and leaving trash bags in the hot sun on their balcony, where the stink could waft into my open window.

I was very excited when I saw them packing their furniture, so I offed to help and we managed to finish it all in only one day. They didn’t catch on and just thought I was being nice! They even tried to pay me but I refused - being rid of them was payment enough

It’s the Swiss Army CHAINSAW!

Is it Dominic Turetto’s car from the first Fast and the Furious movie?

Good news! RCV already solves that problem

If Bernie didn’t get enough votes to win, the votes for him go to the voters’ second choice candidate (Biden – few voters would want Bernie-Trump). If those combined votes are enough for him to win, then Biden wins in that state. In RCV, Trump would only win if people actually preferred him over Biden

I think that’s either for fresh fruit or if it’s near a door it’s for holding your keys

Edit: nevermind. It’s definitely a weird sink

Lmao so he’s just swimming back across the river with the goat!

Someone should try animating these solutions. I’m picturing close-ups of the goat wondering why the man has lost his mind

Human Centipede is a tour-de-force

This sounds like Reflexive Control. They’re testing the waters to set the groundwork for him being locked up. He wants it to not shock his supporters back into sanity.

In other words, he thinks he might actually end up in prison.

…finally

I’d take it one step further; Feminist Appropriating Radical Transphobe

It’s also about making sure you can’t sue them, even if they did something wrong, even if they did it on purpose, even if they knew it was wrong when they did it.

Instead you must agree to “binding arbitration”, so that if you lose they get to learn what strategy works against customers, and if you win they get to learn what strategy doesn’t work against customers (but in any case the details cannot be shared with other customers).

Also, you can never participate in a class action suit, so even if they did do something wrong, on purpose, and you convinced a -judge- arbiter, you just get the $12 judgment, or whatever the value is of your actual damages. The corporation can keep the $12 they stole from each of their millions of other customers, who didn’t also start arbitration.

It is shocking that it is even legal

That little rat a has been by my side so long (Debian + XFCE) 🐀❤️

Also, Mussolini didn’t make the trains run on time. He forbade the press from reporting the trains running late

That’s exactly the message I got. Probably they are blocking any prompt with Taylor Swift in it

Can someone who knows how to make memes make this:

Take the Kanye West/Taylor Swift VMA speech where he takes her microphone and paste Taylor Swift’s face over Kanye’s, then paste Travis Kelce’s face over 2009 Swift. Then swap her award for a Lombardi trophy.

Have a caption of her saying “Yo Travis, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but Joe Biden is the real winner of the Super Bowl”

It’s doublespeak, a la 1984. In this case many of the words used are inversions of their usual meaning.

I’ll provide some translations:

patriots -> seditionists

biblical -> cloaked in the authority of God – which here must be explicitly stated because their actions are opposed to any God of justice

open boarders -> following legal and ethical principles (remember, these people oppose ethical principles)

peacemakers -> those who use violence, or the threat of violence, to obstruct peace. See also, terrorists

besieged by dark forces of evil -> opposed by morality, ethics, or the law. The addition of “on all sides” changes the ‘or’ to ‘and’

As a bonus, “globalists” is antisemitism. There’s an old canard that justice for minorities = communism = Jewish conspiracy. This is particularly common among nazis. The convoy organizer is signaling that their group is accepting of these ideas