Wow, what a victory. This was definitely a much better outcome than trying to create bipartisan border legislation. Or, like, I don’t know, a budget?

Louder for those in the back.

Yeah, I think it’s weird when they photoshop Trump’s head on Rambo’s body as well… But that is besides the point.

Guy that has previously mocked and denigrated members of the US Armed Forces mocks and denigrates a member of the US Armed Forces.

Nothing new to see here.

What, you’d take a personal check from that guy?

I know it’s the epitome of privledge to say this and I know it can be impossible for a lot of people for any number of reasons…

But…

If you are a woman of childbearing age and are, or even plan to be pregnant, run as fast as you can away from these states.

There was a time, not long ago, when birthing children was potentially dangerous or even fatal without modern medical care. By outlawing that care, you’re taking a hard dive right back into those medieval conditions. Woman can, will, and are dying because of these laws. It’s horribly, horribly, horribly wrong, and I hope it gets reversed soon.

But until then? Run.

I love it when he just stands up there and blithely admits to all the crimes and then nothing happens.

It’s OK, buddy. Martin Sheen didn’t come to my birthday party either.

Well, it’s not the worst idea he’s ever had.

Although, I’m really only saying that because this is the same guy that suggested nuking tornadoes, trading PR for Greenland, and drinking bleach to cure COVID.

Well, good for him for finally finding that hill to die on.

So, you know, you can die now.

What do you mean, “How long?”

If I were a Hispanic-looking guy living or traveling through Texas, American citizen or not, I’d have my birth certificate and passport ready to go.

I don’t think I have any actual friends that believe this nonsense, and I purged my Facebook in 2016. The challenge I’m having now is not blowing up my business relationships because, no matter who the president is, I still need to work.

It’s the holidays, so 10% off your bribe to Justice Thomas if you bring a canned good.

Just kidding. That asshole gets full fucking price to sell out.

My wife is a surgeon… Or as she puts it, “Standing in the way of God since 2005”.

I feel like there has to be a lot more of this story.

Because if this really is what it looks like, this practice is wildly illegal and the government does not fuck around with EMTALA violations.