F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️
F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased