I love this bit from the description:

While currently located within the Princeton Public School district, the municipality where the house is moved will determine where students will attend public schools.

As if some people may assume the school zoning would follow the physical house where ever it gets relocated. It’s one of those lines that gets added to the description because someone asked that question in the past.

“In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you…”

That’s not a jacuzzi. That’s just a very large sous vide machine.

And he’s on a H1B visa and can’t leave.